Fat people are an eyesore

[Edward M. Kennedy]

The Beautiful People's Manifesto

I find fat people really disgusting to look at. It darn near
ruins my day and sets me off my appetite. I find I get less
chyks when I'm in a bar full of fat people, and that's largely
due to the fact that all the chyks are fat. If there weren't so
many fat people it would be much easier for me to date
nice looking chyks.

Therefore, all fat people should pay me one dollar if I
so much as look at you. If I have to stay in the same
room as you, you owe me five dollars an hour.

If you're wearing spandex, all rates are doubled. Ugly
people who simply can't help being ugly get a 50%
discount. Discounts for dressing well are also available.
People dressed in turbans might be terrorists and should
simply give me all their money on the spot.

In other news, Mexicans lower property values, crisis
in Durham as white homeowners file suit. Film at eleven.

--Ted

[Deanshafer]

Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt,
putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, a troiling we
will go.

The E-Mail Traveler,
Dean
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina, USA

"Money talks, chocolate sings."

[Edward M. Kennedy]

Post by Deanshafer
Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt,
putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, a troiling we
will go.

Well, I never! How dare you denigrate my satire of eyesore
housing codes. Hmmph...

Are you short? I was also thinking of a Napolean complex
tax. That one would be triple the normal rate. And don't
get me started on the cheap perfume tax because that one
almost makes sense.

You can get any tax you want, at Alice's restaurant:

"What are you in here for?"

"Littering..."

[Puzzled looks]

"...and farting in an elevator!"

--Ted

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Post by Edward M. Kennedy
The Beautiful People's Manifesto
I find fat people really disgusting to look at. It darn near
ruins my day and sets me off my appetite.

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I once saw a tshirt in a beach shop in Florida. It had a big ole fat lady
wearing a thong and Bart Simpson's head sticking out of her crack. it said
"CRACK KILLS"