Dweezil Dwarftosser
2011-06-26 09:53:43 UTC
They were right there, next to the garden center's
cashier: small (2x3 ft.) flags - probably for use
on July fourth.
However, something was inexplicably WRONG with
them; something that wasn't immediately apparent.
Lessee . . . there were six rows of six stars,
with four rows of five stars separating them.
Just one star shy of Obama's fifty-seven states.
MESSAGE FOR HOME DEPOT: Take your 56-star 'patriotic'
flags off the sales floor IMMEDIATELY, and send
them back to whatever third-world sewer made them.
Don't mark them down to the 27 cents you paid for
them; get a refund. We don't need foreign communist
parodies of America; we get enough of that from the
White House.
cashier: small (2x3 ft.) flags - probably for use
on July fourth.
However, something was inexplicably WRONG with
them; something that wasn't immediately apparent.
Lessee . . . there were six rows of six stars,
with four rows of five stars separating them.
Just one star shy of Obama's fifty-seven states.
MESSAGE FOR HOME DEPOT: Take your 56-star 'patriotic'
flags off the sales floor IMMEDIATELY, and send
them back to whatever third-world sewer made them.
Don't mark them down to the 27 cents you paid for
them; get a refund. We don't need foreign communist
parodies of America; we get enough of that from the
White House.